Are you kidding me?!

Today I was randomly browsing news articles about Formula 1. I was reading some boring article about Lewis Hamilton on the Times website when I spotted this little sidebar blurb:

What the hell, Ed Gorman (whoever you are)! I could probably think of five reasons why anyone would dislike him, just off the top of my head.

Here I go:

1. He's... um, how shall I say it... arrogant as fuck?

2. He is all but surgically attached to his father.

3. He has the most vomit-inducing winky face ever.

4. ITV insists on making their cutscenes before/after commercials out of his face with a tiny F1 car driving around it. (Ok I admit, that's more directed at ITV... But still. Wtf.)

5. Nihal likes him.

Hahaha ok that last one is just a display of my belligerance.

At least in that first picture he appears to have a 5 o'clock shadow. We were all convinced that Ron Dennis was putting makeup on him 24 hours a day so that he could maintain his perfect complexion.