Friday, November 14, 2008

A fake letter

Dear boy who tends to sit behind me in class,

1. You are cute. You are also shy, so maybe you don't have a girlfriend.

2. I'm sorry that I've forgotten your name. I know you told me in the beginning of the semester, but I can't remember it for the life of me.

3. I would sit next to you in class, but I feel obligated to sit with my friends.

4. I will attempt to talk to you before the semester is over.

5. Maybe you've gotten into grad school here. That would be cool.

-R

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